BREAKING: Local Hello Kitty girl wins a Pulitzer 🏆👯

She ate.

This week, I won a Pulitzer, closed on my Very First House, and if everything turns out right, I’ll be moving into the House right while you’re opening this newsletter.

As a reminder, I am still currently looking for my next job! I am really trying to hold out for something cool, that values my time, compensates fairly, and allows me to dig into one of my interests: Elections research, healthcare in the US, reproductive rights, and science literacy!

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Wish me luck on packing and moving!

Meanwhile, I’ll be sitting on a kitchen stool sweating as I wrap 1000 of my tiny trinkets in bubble wrap and crying (ha ha ha).

See ya next time,

Soph

Disclaimer: This Substack, as always, is written with zero editing by either AI or humans. It is not, and will never be, representative of any employer I have ever had.